The Five Emperors
Bring out the old cheer,
Ring in the new year,
And get that Christmas feeling.
I wish you joy that never ends,
Happy times with all your friends.
Come on and hold my hips a little longer,
As we do the Christmas Conga...
Bonga, bonga, bonga!
Do the Christmas Conga!
Bonga, bonga, bonga!
Do the Christmas Conga!
The old white tree still looks good,
And Grandma's angels got me thinking.
String up the new lights,
Brighten the cold nights,
And get those baubles blinking.
I wish you joy that never ends,
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You're My Baby Girl
"12th of April we decided it was time.
I was feeling good, you were lookin' fine
on the basement floor
With TRL behind.
You were lovin' me with Carson Daly on your mind...
You're my baby girl,
You know that you are.
You're my honey-bunch,
Yeah my sweet lucky star.
So put your hand in mine
I will slap your sweet behind.
You're my baby girl.
E is for Erin, makin' out with you,
R is for wrong, that's what ya like to do,
I is for eyes that are smilin' back at me,
N is for nasty which we do constantly...
You're my baby girl,
You know that you are.
You're my honey-bunch,
Yeah my sweet lucky star.
So put your hand in mine
I will slap your sweet behind.
You're my baby girl.
Hotdogs, hamburgers, unzip me please.
Erin likes ketchup but go easy on the cheese.
I like to look down on her naked from above.
She's just like Gwenyth Paltrow,
I'm like Shakespeare in Love!
You're my baby girl,
You know that you are.
You're my honey-bunch,
Yeah my sweet lucky star.
So put your hand in mine,
I will slap your sweet behind.
You're my baby girl.
(Repeat)