Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
(Are you trying to tell me that you will fight against me?)
Oh you will win that too..
For if you fail to silence me, you know what I will do..
(What will you do physician?)
I will go among the people,
and try to answer the questions that burn in their hearts
the questions that I've asked myself, for all my life
wherever I've wandered in the world, and which were answered for me
by a dying man, I will wear the clothes of a slave
and kick the sandles from my feet, and speak to the wives
as they fry their fish before their mudhuts b
7 Foot Man
I'm the 7 foot man,
I've commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
It happens all the time,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I dont play basketball,
I'm 7 feet tall,
But I'm still just a man,
So of course it hurts me a lot,
When I walk into the ceiling fan,
Small people say I wish I was him,
But its been nine years since I've had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his head,
7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I've tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!
So the next time you see me,
Walking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
Tell me to duck down,
And I'll pay you back ,
Soon you will see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I'm the 7 foot man,
7 foot man,
7 foot man