Last night I came home again
Three sheets to the wind
I broke the promise
I swore I'd never break
And it came as no surprise
To see the hurt in her eyes
Or the Bible on the table
Where she prayed
This time I thought for sure
That she was good as gone
But she just wiped her tears away
And put some coffee on
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And I don't know why she even hangs around
After all the hell I've put her through and the times I've let her down
She has more faith in me than anyone has ever found
Heaven knows how much I need her, thank God for believers
She says

Darling for you
I think of what I'd so
To keep you safe and sound
I would climb the highest mountain
I would swim the widest sea
I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground
I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos
I would catch a storm of killer bees
I would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword
If I didn't know what this could do to me

'Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)
I'd really like to do it
But I might get hurt
It's dangerous (too dangerous)
I don't feel like bleeding
On my brand new shirt
You might say I'm cowardly
Or say I'll full of fright
You might call me yellow
And baby you'd be right!

So I'd skip across volcanoes full of lava
I'd even grab a tiger by the tail
I would make fun of
A boxing champion's mother
But my courage and my bowels both would fail
I would fight off a bunch
Of angry Kosacks
I would stop a thousand
Bullets with my hand
I would laugh
As my leg was amputated..
But baby, I'm not that kind of man!

'Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)
I use big words
But I never do the deed
It's dangerous (too dangerous)
I faint like a baby
If I see somebody bleed
I haven't got a backbone
I'm as timid as a mouse
I would find a cure for this
But I can't leave the house!

Cause it's dangerous
Too dangerous
Too dangerous

For meeee! (*This note is held for 25 seconds*)
For meee! (*This note is held for 10 seconds*)
For me. (*This note is held for 2 seconds. Then Trevor probably passes out*)

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